tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6801859.post4589926927868292758..comments2010-07-28T12:46:33.685-07:00Comments on A Beautifully Messy Mass of Contradictions: Have you gained weight??Debineezerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11365563298737166764noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6801859.post-90022297054323556342010-07-28T12:46:33.685-07:002010-07-28T12:46:33.685-07:00May I also suggest:
"It's OK. I know you...May I also suggest:<br /><br />"It's OK. I know you don't mean it. I can only imagine you're behaving like this because the truth has finally come out about your husband/wife."<br /><br />[High Voice] "I'M RUBBER AND YOU'RE GLUE! ANYTHING YOU SAY BOUNCES OFF ME AND STICKS ON YOU! [Pause for stunned silence] Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were playing Behave like a 3rd grader today."<br /><br />"Bob, I'm sorry if you've finally found out what people here say about you behind your back, but please dont take it out on me."Itty Bitty Crazyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13137474188458444198noreply@blogger.com