A Beautifully Messy Mass of Contradictions

If you'd gotten around to reading the rest of ...

2012-02-09T07:57:45.847-08:00

If you'd gotten around to reading the rest of my blog, you'd know this was a totally sarcastic entry meant to slam the idiot who said all these things. Wicca is not evil, and *I* didn't say it was.

I have no interest in debating you, thanks.

I am a high priest of three brother coven and not ...

2012-02-09T07:41:01.129-08:00

I am a high priest of three brother coven and not once have i been this insulted. Wicca is NOT and NEVER will conform to the left handed path and chooose to be evil. shiva is used as a coorespondance to correct the evil not join the ranks of the shadows. before you begin to judge one religion study it and study it with an abstract mind, otherwise you will find yourself in the same place as you are at now... i do not hold a grudge against this blog and blogger however ignorance can be corrected and you must become wise that wicca may be young but we are growing faster than christianity has in the past 1000 years ... if you wish to take this into a debate please email me @ reddman_13@yahoo.com for any questions or comments and feel free to do so.. i wont become offended *BLESSED_BE*

I said this same thing to my OBGYN, expecting her ...

2011-05-28T13:12:14.538-07:00

I said this same thing to my OBGYN, expecting her to go into bedside manner mode and reassure me. Instead she said: "And it only gets worse!"

My favorite part so far is pizza face. I didn't even have pimples this bad in my teenage years. It's utterly revolting and I have never used so much concealer in my life. I am even contemplating getting foundation, which I have never, ever worn.

Fucking sucks.

hell no it better not - I'll be there in May ....

2011-04-14T07:22:32.290-07:00

hell no it better not - I'll be there in May . . .

"To be mature means to face, and not evade, e...

2011-04-12T20:42:36.196-07:00

"To be mature means to face, and not evade, every fresh crisis that comes."
Fritz Kunkel

You seem to be doing quite well on this front. I think you need to reevaluate what you believe "mature" to be.

Men need to understand that our collection of shoe...

2011-04-01T20:35:47.488-07:00

Men need to understand that our collection of shoes = one of their silly sports cards

I sympathize. After three sprains, my right ank...

2011-03-13T11:41:53.429-07:00

I sympathize.

After three sprains, my right ankle is a separate zone in my body that chooses to be as fragile as the rest of my flesh and bone box will be when I am in my nineties.

Hence, many pretty shoes are gathering dust.

Sigh.

Now and again I log onto Nordstrom or Macys.com and indulge in shoe porn. But it's not the same.

I am starting to postulate a theory that something...

2010-10-09T15:19:32.989-07:00

I am starting to postulate a theory that something happens in the collective unconscious on the day a man marries. What else can explain the uniformity of their reactions in these situations? That is 100%, exactly, absolutely, completely what Fluffy Bear would've said.

For more evidence of my theory, read http://thehubbydiaries.wordpress.com/

At first I thought my husband was a polygamist and that he was married to this blogger. Because SURELY the man he is describing is my husband...

Vicious, vicious rumor mongers!!!! KILL! KILL!

2010-09-12T16:22:00.688-07:00

Vicious, vicious rumor mongers!!!! KILL! KILL!

Tivo'd would be a verb

2010-09-09T16:25:02.564-07:00

Tivo'd would be a verb

Hey DW, it won't let me because of your settin...

2010-08-17T08:37:39.844-07:00

Hey DW, it won't let me because of your settings.

I hadn't thought about that canoe trip in year...

2010-08-17T00:54:39.407-07:00

I hadn't thought about that canoe trip in years... what a great way to end a Monday! Thanks for the smile!

Don

Ok Robson...you found me. Try me on Linked In aga...

2010-08-16T21:17:44.014-07:00

Ok Robson...you found me. Try me on Linked In again. DW

Why stop there? Queen of FDB (falling down badly)...

2010-08-06T14:35:53.044-07:00

Why stop there?

Queen of FDB (falling down badly)

Queen of JHC (Jewish holiday cooking)

Queen of RDTD (Rip down that drywall)

Queen of YYCHML (Yes you can have my lawnmower). Thanks, BTW! My man sure worked up a sweat! Well, if he won't damn well earn enough money to hire staff, that's HIS problem.

But I digress...

Better get BTW

May I also suggest: "It's OK. I know you...

2010-07-28T12:46:33.685-07:00

May I also suggest:

"It's OK. I know you don't mean it. I can only imagine you're behaving like this because the truth has finally come out about your husband/wife."

[High Voice] "I'M RUBBER AND YOU'RE GLUE! ANYTHING YOU SAY BOUNCES OFF ME AND STICKS ON YOU! [Pause for stunned silence] Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were playing Behave like a 3rd grader today."

"Bob, I'm sorry if you've finally found out what people here say about you behind your back, but please dont take it out on me."

"Rascal"???? BWA HA HA HA HA HA! Never ...

2010-07-26T16:29:36.884-07:00

"Rascal"???? BWA HA HA HA HA HA! Never in the history of Marketing has a product been so woefully misnamed!

If you are prone to falling, I would caution against Wellies (Gumboots) for they are notorious tripper uppers. And anyway, now that designer brands are making them with thin calves and heels, I feel that I am duty bound to stop wearing them. As well as Cargo pants. Whoever invented Skinny Cargo Pants should be shot forthwith.

Hey, I'm not sure I've touched even a spar...

2010-07-07T13:06:45.207-07:00

Hey, I'm not sure I've touched even a sparkler in close to 25 years. I'm all for G-d saving the queen, but pubescent morons need help, too.

I am very scared of you now. Then again, you ingr...

2010-07-07T12:31:50.878-07:00

I am very scared of you now.

Then again, you ingrates deserve to get injured. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

I would like to Like this post. HOORAY for Ron &...

2010-07-01T11:08:15.377-07:00

I would like to Like this post.

HOORAY for Ron & Robert!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

2010-05-06T12:27:40.644-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

HA HA HA! This made me laugh: http://www.jasna.o...

2010-04-09T12:24:59.651-07:00

HA HA HA! This made me laugh: http://www.jasna.org/agms/portland/fripperies.html

A Jane Austen convention that calls their gift shop "Milsom Street."

I lived in Bath for three years and used to walk up Milsom street to work every day.

It's a bloody steep hill, I can tell you that.

The table we had at Seder woulda given me a nervou...

2010-04-09T12:15:28.331-07:00

The table we had at Seder woulda given me a nervous breakdown.
I refuse to even think about preparing food for 180.

You are superwoman!

Great post, Deb! With regard to your husband'...

2010-03-27T17:37:12.901-07:00

Great post, Deb!

With regard to your husband's fascination with the new vacuum cleaner, wow, that sounds just like me! He's my kinda guy!

Hey Deb! I used to be a liberal, but I'm reco...

2010-03-27T17:33:06.164-07:00

Hey Deb!

I used to be a liberal, but I'm recovered now ;-)

BTW, speaking of our calendar, did you know that the convention of using Hebrew letters to express dates leaves out the frikin' *millenium!*

So when we write 5770 in Hebrew, it's really "'770.", kind of like "I was born in '50"

So you know what that means... in less than 230 years, we'll going to face the Y6K crisis... and all of our tombstones won't work anymore!

Best regards,
SteveR

Hi Deb - I didn't realize you had this blog......

2010-03-27T17:23:05.688-07:00

Hi Deb - I didn't realize you had this blog... you write so well, it's very entertaining!

We just went through the sale of our house, and we're gunning for HGTV because, thanks to it, you have to *stage* your house to sell it in this market.

Sandy did an enormous amount of work staging... lo and behold, it did sell in 1 day! But, OY! the work!

BTW, like you, I'm a big fan of Dirty Jobs and Mythbusters, although I too don't care for the reality shows.

Best regards,
SteveR