Tuesday, April 29, 2008

But if I keep putting up archives, who will read the recent entries?

Seriously, I flatter myself, eh?

Limiting my dependence on foreign vodka.
Source: New Yorker Cartoon

I spread Elizabethan diseases at Renaissance fairs
Source: 9 Chickwood Lane, 6/22/07
Etta is a professional dancer. Who happens to smarter than you or me. This was one of her responses to the question "But what do you really do?"

Enabling your self-labeling
Source: Debi’s response to Chris calling himself "Conflict Averse". Of course, I'm not sure that's self-labeling so much as truth in advertising.

It takes a very secure man to walk like that
Source: Miss Congeniality
Ok, this is a lame one. Sometimes, I got no inspiration. Sometimes? I've been known to troll IMDB for a decent quote. This one is funny, but predictable. That's not in itself bad, but it's for no good reason. I'm ashamed. But at least I know the genius that is Mel Brooks.

What to do in case of accidental poisoning or decapitation?
Source: Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay

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