Thursday, January 31, 2008

Don't I look like Silent Death?

Source: Kari Byron on Mythbusters
No, Kari. You don't look like silent anything!

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Monday, January 28, 2008

The old cola in the kiln routine

A comment made by Adam on Mythbusters...but I THINK he put the can in a toaster oven.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Finally tired of the train wreck

The same day that Heath Ledger died, Paris Hilton went on record saying that she is positive that Britney Spears is a good mother. Debi's celebrity-dirt-loving brain exploded. If it's not on the Yahoo! News front page, she doesn't see it. Regardless of what that evil bastard Neil says.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Monday, January 21, 2008

First, You Must Learn to Think like a Donut

Believe it or not, this is not a quote from Homer Simpson. However, I'm pretty sure that Matt Groening is jealous. Nope, it's from one of Debi's favorites, Dexter in the Dark, by Jeff Lindsay

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

I will not be Karma's Bitch

Source: My Name is Earl as seen on the calendar on Chris' desk

Monday, January 14, 2008

Joey Ramone does not make an attractive woman

Debi saw her at Whole Foods last night. She made the actual Joey Ramone appealing. Ew.

Friday, January 11, 2008

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It’s like trying to get a dead guy to stand.
Source: Mythbusters

Overachievers like you make me sick
Source: Chris’ suggestion for changing “inspiration” in a Board letter

I'm not done with your manly peanuts
Source: Debi to Chris when he threatened to cut her off from his Russian-labeled peanut M&Ms

I’m paying, I just don’t have any money
Source: Debi, who "lost" her debit card when it was her turn to buy lunch. Luckily, getting out of the office for lunch is FAR more important to Chris than whose plastic it goes on this time.

He's going to make a movie where the Indians win
Source: "Whole New Vision" from Unity by John Tams

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Yoda’s Bitch

Source: Debi’s been booted from the Dark Side for getting Darth Maul’s name wrong
This is actually an archive, but it totally deserves it's own entry.

The Archives Begin

3 octaves below cantankerous
Source: 9 Chickweed Lane, January 10, 2008

Any day we create that much shrapnel is a good day.
Source: Mythbusters

Book Commentary: It was ok.