Pirates of the Carribean Screen Names

How did Johnny Depp become the prettiest cast member of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End?



Well, slap me thrice and hand me to me mama! -- Gibbs



You add an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delirium -- Jack Sparrow to Tia Dalma


If I may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket -- Jack Sparrow




I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots -- Jack Sparrow



I have this on my to-use list (it's a long list), but I'm probably not going to get around to it:
Nobody move! I've dropped me brain -- Jack Sparrow