Monday, September 15, 2008

Man rubbed with spices, other beaten with sausage

Well, The Bastard Neil doesn't seem to be on his way back to Seattle just yet, but he did send something "for the WTF? collection". It would seem that in Fresno, "A stranger broke into a home east of Fresno, rubbed spices on the body of one of two men as they slept and used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he fled, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday." All Mike had to ask was how one gets rubbed with spices without waking up. Yep, I think that sums it entirely up. Except that an 8-inch sausage doesn't seem like it would give you a lot to whack someone with if you had a grip on it. Damn, so many innuendos, so little time. My brain hurts.

1 comment:

Neil said...

Yeah, there are so many potential jokes there it's tough to know where to start.

But they leave out a lot of pertinent info - what KIND of sausage & spices are we talking about here?

Now I'm hungry. I need to go make lunch.