Blessed are the meek for to them we shall say "Atta boy"

Lamb by Christopher Moore

And here starts the quotes from possibly my favorite book of all time. Christ's childhood best friend, Biff, is back from the dead to write the lost gospel. You know? The one telling us where he was between the manger and persecution?

Most of us have heard of the Sermon on the Mount. And according to Biff, this wasn't some off the cuff sorta sermon. It was a 3 day writing slog. It wasn't easy to come up with the Beatitudes, you know, the Blesseds? So, Biff shows us part of the writing session. It only gets better from here.