Sunday, March 22, 2009

It tastes like muddy water urinated into by a syphilitic bum

Unsolicited opinion of Starbucks' new instant coffee offered by Chris

Been a while since I've quoted Chris. Mostly because I don't drag my ass into the office often enough. Which means I don't see him often enough. He was inspired enough to send this to me on IM.

Indeed, Starbucks has instant coffee now. Not just one flavor but two. Bold and um, er, not-so-bold? I'm not sure which Chris describes in the above comment, but I'm fairly sure his opinion of the other would be less-than-flattering as well.

So, hurry right in.

1 comment:

Itty Bitty Crazy said...

ROFLMAO! I feel that way about ALL Starbucks coffee. I can't count the number of times I have wanted coffee, been unable to find anything other than the ubiquitous Starbucks, succumbed, bought their coffee, taken two sips, then looked for a drain in the street to pour it into.
I miss London, where there are many different chains inspired by Italian coffee as well as the American ones. Costa Coffee, Cafe Nero... ah, I miss you.