I've found exactly two things: Jack and Shit

Superpowers by David J. Schwartz

I finished this book, and there are still a couple of quotes coming. I was really intrigued and a little moved by this book. Of course, it's hard to completely sell me on a book if you can't use at least ONE quote for a screen name. But, you'll read it if you like and won't if you don't. I've given up on trying to get people to read things I like.