Monday, May 12, 2008

Never try to teach a pig to sing...

...it gets you dirty and annoys the pig.
Yeah, I've been trying to teach a pig to sing. No, that's not fair. Pigs are lovely, intelligent animals. By all reports, they are known to be quite the obstinate animals with large personalities (not just large asses). In other words, should I know any of them, I would probably like them a lot. So, trying to teach a pig to sing probably amuses said pig more than anything. I so love those of any species who sit back and laugh at dumb ideas.

No, I've been trying to bring a {bleep} to reality. And I should know better. Were I not busy taking said {bleep} actions personally. I should know better. Ego anyone? Moi?

Anyway, click here to see my current desktop picture. I hope this will serve as a frequent reminder that it's not worth it. I'm far less funny when I turn into a screaming harpy...unless I've been drinking. Perhaps I should be drinking more heavily? Miles? Bastard Neil? Friggin' road trippers.

3 comments:

ladyrutile said...

I'd rather teach a pig to sing than teach a Rottweiler to clog dance...

Cannolli the Barbarian said...

Yes, you should be drinking more heavily. And Bastard Neil will teach the pig to sing while wearing a getup like this.

Debineezer said...

Wow, that looks like Kleiner just before a date with the Bastard Neil's sister.