Tuesday, October 13, 2009


The Big Bang Theory

I've been mocked before for relying too heavily on Big Bang, but oh well. You've heard of turducken, right? There's a Wiki article on it, so if you haven't? Go. Now for the record, there are kosher turduckens, so we Jews don't have to deprive ourselves of real, honest-to-goodness, organic, free-range turducken.

But, Howard's mom is obviously special. She spawned Howard after all. No, she makes Turbriskefil. Turkey stuffed with brisket stuffed with gefilte fish. Nope, not as good as it sounds.

I like gefilte fish, actually. I can't imagine it being stuffed in anything but maybe some matzoh. Although some friends told me the first gefilte fish they'd ever eaten was deep fried in bacon grease...apparently, Robert's been trying to recreate that down-home goodness in kosher form ever since he converted. Yeah, no dice.

I got nothing witty to wrap this one with...


Philip H. said...

"Wrap thi son ewith . . ." Really? Nothing about salt leeching from the gefilte fish into the turkey? Nothing about mocking the poultry industry because the only way to make farm raised turkey taste good is to ram it full of brisket? Nothing about . . . You don't really want me to go on, do you?!

Anonymous said...

I feel just ever so slightly sick