Monday, September 22, 2008

Hook Tuneup Palin

This is what I would have been named if I'd had the great fortune to be born to Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin. At least according to the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator. After 5 kids, she's come up with good ones on her own: Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.

Mine wasn't NEARLY as interesting as others. The Bastard Neil is dubbed Bash Budweiser Palin. Except that according to his Bastard nature, he'd probably drink Bud in my presence JUST to piss me off. Chris? Yeah, he's Froth Moonshine Palin. But Mike is truly the best. Yes, friends, I could have been married to none other than Hump Gizzards Palin. Beat that one. did they get the food and drink references and I got the hardware one? Especially since the Bastard Neil maintains I'm not the wrench wielding type and all.

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