Yeah, you can help me. Go f*ck yourself!

Source: Final Jeopardy, Linda Fairstein

Luckily, I'd just pulled up to the house when this little gem emanated from speakers. Or I was just leaving, one of the two. It was directed to that co-worker who WANTS you to fail and you know it, but they have to look good. Not in that co-worker's presence, OBVIOUSLY.

So, apparently I'm feeling a bit strident and proud today. Eh, I always do my best work then, so I guess it's a win-win.