Somehow the word "ballbuster" doesn't do you justice

Kleiner’s comment to Debi after she made another blistering "observation"

45 Tablespoons northeast of surly

Source: 9 Chickweed Lane, January 10, 2008

I want all the whiny bastards off the Musak

Source: Debi’s comment on Rufus Wainwright singing at Starbucks

You could sell dope to the pope

Source: Nature Girl, Carl Hiaasen

Trolling for Irony

Source: Frazz, as suggested by Elaine

This isn't the original picture...I don't know where that went. It was a broken link on here, and it's not in my directory where every picture I ever seem to have put on IE is...coincidence or conspiracy? Anyway, this is a picture kind of like it. Trolling, get it? I don't know, maybe once in a while you pull up something ironic.

Don't I look like Silent Death?

Source: Kari Byron on Mythbusters
No, Kari. You don't look like silent anything!

Being miserable is still better than being an idiot

Source: Six Feet Under

Not every day of the week, honey.

You can't go wrong with Capes and Boots

Source: Ten Big Ones, Janet Evanovich

The old cola in the kiln routine

A comment made by Adam on Mythbusters...but I THINK he put the can in a toaster oven.

It has been so long since I have felt fine

Source: New York's Not My Home, Jim Croce

Assigned to a desk in the Tower of Irrelevance

Ten Big Ones, Janet Evanovich

Finally tired of the train wreck

The same day that Heath Ledger died, Paris Hilton went on record saying that she is positive that Britney Spears is a good mother. Debi's celebrity-dirt-loving brain exploded. If it's not on the Yahoo! News front page, she doesn't see it. Regardless of what that evil bastard Neil says.

Nuclear Miss Prissy Pants

Source: 9 Chickweed Lane, 1/21/08

First, You Must Learn to Think like a Donut

Believe it or not, this is not a quote from Homer Simpson. However, I'm pretty sure that Matt Groening is jealous. Nope, it's from one of Debi's favorites, Dexter in the Dark, by Jeff Lindsay

I feel a Disturbance in the Fashion Force

Source: Baby Blues, 1/13/08

I will not be Karma's Bitch

Source: My Name is Earl as seen on the calendar on Chris' desk

Joey Ramone does not make an attractive woman

Debi saw her at Whole Foods last night. She made the actual Joey Ramone appealing. Ew.

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It’s like trying to get a dead guy to stand.
Source: Mythbusters




Overachievers like you make me sick
Source: Chris’ suggestion for changing “inspiration” in a Board letter



I'm not done with your manly peanuts
Source: Debi to Chris when he threatened to cut her off from his Russian-labeled peanut M&Ms


I’m paying, I just don’t have any money
Source: Debi, who "lost" her debit card when it was her turn to buy lunch. Luckily, getting out of the office for lunch is FAR more important to Chris than whose plastic it goes on this time.



He's going to make a movie where the Indians win
Source: "Whole New Vision" from Unity by John Tams

Yoda’s Bitch

Source: Debi’s been booted from the Dark Side for getting Darth Maul’s name wrong
This is actually an archive, but it totally deserves it's own entry.

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3 octaves below cantankerous
Source: 9 Chickweed Lane, January 10, 2008



Any day we create that much shrapnel is a good day.
Source: Mythbusters

Preadolescent Poetic Personalities
Source: The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse by Robert Rankin

Book Commentary: It was ok.